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Author Barry, Dave.
Title I'll mature when I'm dead : Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood / Dave Barry.
Published New York : G. P. Putnam's Sons, c2010.
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 Learning Commons Bestsellers  PN6162 .B2975 2010    IN LIBRARY
Description xv, 254 p. ; ill. ; 22 cm.
Contents The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men) -- If you will just shut up, I can explain: a man answers questions from women -- The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be -- Dance recital -- Technology -- Solving the celebrity problem -- Tips for visiting Miami-- no. 1 : are you insane? -- Dog ownership for beginners -- My Hollywood career: the big dumpster -- 24: The ultimate script -- The full coward package -- The health-care crisis: wash your hands after reading this -- Colonoscopy -- A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business: I sure don't have one -- Judaism for Christians -- Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel -- A festival of grimness -- Father of the groom.
Summary In this brilliantly funny exploration of the treacherous state of adulthood by the Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist, Barry tackles everything from fatherhood to new fatherhood to songs.
Subject American wit and humor.
ISBN 039915650X
OCLC number 456171727